Back in the UK for a few days - May 29th - 31st 2009

Back in the UK again for a few days as Demon play a gig in Leek and Hannah has to move her shit out of her room in Preston and back to Mongleton for the summer. I can't believe how heavy those goddamned boxes were?! Could have been something to do with all the books and the sewing machine!
Demon were on top form though and it was really good seeing Lord Summerisle again after so many years. What happened to The Only Sane Man is anyone's guess. Who? Ah never mind. All you need to know is that although Giles turned up, I didn't kill him. What? But, he is still a prize twat. And he looks bloody old and haggard... Not young and good-looking like me. A good evening was had by all and I was impressed with the boys in the band. They had really put some work into the arrangements and the performance and it showed. They still managed to blow the power out though. It's the Demon Effect. It happens. I haven't actually seen this level of commitment in a Demon line-up before. The performance was shit hot and they were as tight as a duck's arse. Great joss going into Sweden next week. I checked with the Mad Manager and I fly into Copenhagen at 12:15 on Thurs and the Demons arrive about 45 mins later. Mike has done me proud, arranging for my travel to the hotel, a room, backstage pass and everything. Cheers Mate!
Back to Munich on the Sunday afternoon flight and a day off on Monday to get all my washing, ironing and cleaning done. Two days work then it's off to Sweden!
Demon were on top form though and it was really good seeing Lord Summerisle again after so many years. What happened to The Only Sane Man is anyone's guess. Who? Ah never mind. All you need to know is that although Giles turned up, I didn't kill him. What? But, he is still a prize twat. And he looks bloody old and haggard... Not young and good-looking like me. A good evening was had by all and I was impressed with the boys in the band. They had really put some work into the arrangements and the performance and it showed. They still managed to blow the power out though. It's the Demon Effect. It happens. I haven't actually seen this level of commitment in a Demon line-up before. The performance was shit hot and they were as tight as a duck's arse. Great joss going into Sweden next week. I checked with the Mad Manager and I fly into Copenhagen at 12:15 on Thurs and the Demons arrive about 45 mins later. Mike has done me proud, arranging for my travel to the hotel, a room, backstage pass and everything. Cheers Mate!
Back to Munich on the Sunday afternoon flight and a day off on Monday to get all my washing, ironing and cleaning done. Two days work then it's off to Sweden!
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So, this rabbit is running across the Savannah, hell for leather, when he runs smack, bang! into an elephant. I guess he just didn't see the elephant. Anyway, the elephant is really pissed off cos he was snorting a trunk-full of the best Colombian nose-candy. "Hey! Rabbit!" he says, "What the hell are you doing?" The rabbit, a little dazed, replies "Aw, elephant, you shouldn't be doing drugs; they're really bad for you. Why don't you come and run across the Savannah with me?" The elephant isn't easily persuaded, but the rabbit is persistent and, eventually, the rabbit and the elephant take off and start running.
They run and run until they come across a giraffe rolling a huge spliff. "Hey giraffe," says the rabbit, "you shouldn't be doing that. Drugs are really bad for you. Why don't you come run across the Savannah with elephant and me?" As you can imagine, the giraffe wasn't too taken with the idea, but after a lot of nagging by the rabbit, he gives in just to get some peace and quiet and the rabbit, elephant and the giraffe start running across the Savannah.
After a lot of running they meet a lion at the watering hole, shooting up some primo smack. "Hey Lion," says the rabbit, "you shouldn't be doing drugs. Don't you know they're really bad for you? Why don't you come running across the Savannah with me, the elephant and giraffe?" The lion turns and looks at the rabbit and kicks the ever-loving shit out of him.
The elephant and the giraffe drag the lion off the rabbit. "Whoa! Dude," says the elephant, "why you kicking the shit out of the rabbit, man?" The lion looks at the elephant and giraffe and shakes his head. "Every time that fucking rabbit takes ecstasy he has me running all over the Savannah."
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They run and run until they come across a giraffe rolling a huge spliff. "Hey giraffe," says the rabbit, "you shouldn't be doing that. Drugs are really bad for you. Why don't you come run across the Savannah with elephant and me?" As you can imagine, the giraffe wasn't too taken with the idea, but after a lot of nagging by the rabbit, he gives in just to get some peace and quiet and the rabbit, elephant and the giraffe start running across the Savannah.
After a lot of running they meet a lion at the watering hole, shooting up some primo smack. "Hey Lion," says the rabbit, "you shouldn't be doing drugs. Don't you know they're really bad for you? Why don't you come running across the Savannah with me, the elephant and giraffe?" The lion turns and looks at the rabbit and kicks the ever-loving shit out of him.
The elephant and the giraffe drag the lion off the rabbit. "Whoa! Dude," says the elephant, "why you kicking the shit out of the rabbit, man?" The lion looks at the elephant and giraffe and shakes his head. "Every time that fucking rabbit takes ecstasy he has me running all over the Savannah."
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