Yeah, I ran out of things to write....
Just keep scrolling and look at the photos...
It'll all be over pretty soon...
I know...
But, you came here...
I didn't force you to look at the bloody review!
Free Willy and all that?
Speaking of which, I never did get mine. Nor the Nelson Mandela that I was promised, gratis.
That's a Labour government for you.
Tax and spend, fuck up the country and then, when everyone's on strike and nothing is working, you numpties out there who voted that tosser Bliar into power will all be crying into your cornflakes. It's always the same. I remember the last Labour government... What a Mongolian Clusterfuck that turned out to be!
Right, well, that's filled in a gap! I mean it about the Labour government though. Within the next two years, everyone will be on strike, public transport will be a shambles, hospitals will not be able to take any more patients, and those they do will die of MRSA. We'll be taxed so stealthily we won't even notice most of it because we shall all be so outraged at those taxes we can see: on booze, fags, and petrol!
And the saddest thing about it all?
It'll still be the best choice because the Tories and LibDems are just such a bunch of wankers I wouldn't trust them to wipe my arse!
Nyich!
Busiest season...
Whadyagonnado?